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Three vain friends dive into the history of fads, fashion icons, & beauty standards trying to figure out how we got here & why we care so damn much?
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Mar 12, 2026
Mar 12, 2026
1hr 18 min
Beauty is always political, but when women enter the political arena, physical appearance takes on a whole new dimension. From the women’s suffrage movement to bra burning to republican makeup and tradwives, we’ll explore the ways beauty and the performance of femininity have been weaponized, scrutinized, and emphasized in the world of politics. Strap on your god damn bicycle waist, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
You can find all of the images discussed in this episode on our instagram @VanityVeritasPod

Nov 24, 2025
Nov 24, 2025
1hr 37 min
Elsa “Schiap” Schiaparelli was the enfant terrible of the 1930s Paris couture scene. Still, after World War II, she fell into relative obscurity, only to have her name and legacy revived nearly a century later. Who was this singular artist? Why did she fall off the map, and what can it tell us about the politics of women’s fashion? We look to her 1954 memoir, Shocking Life, for answers. Spoiler alert: she’s a very unreliable narrator.
You can find all of the images discussed in this episode on our instagram @VanityVeritasPod

Oct 21, 2025
Oct 21, 2025
1hr 25 min
Say Yes to the Mess: A Vanity Veritas Wedding Extravaganza
In our Season 2 kickoff, we take a tour through the strange and diabolical history of weddings in the western world. From staged kidnappings to influencers to disposable dresses to drinking out of chamberpots, we’ll examine the surprising origins of some of our most beloved matrimonial traditions. It’s the most important day of your life, so don’t fuck it up!
All images from this episode can be found on our social media @VanityVeritasPod

Dec 18, 2024
Dec 18, 2024
59 min
A chatty introduction to hosts Chelsea Feltman, Kristina Cole Geddes, and Elizabeth Urbanczyk answering the serious questions. We talk meet cutes, eyebrow angst, the case for red lipstick, and a sneak peak into season two!
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Dec 4, 2024
Dec 4, 2024
1hr 34 min
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see us? In this episode, we discuss another of history’s It Girls, Mae West. Beyond her larger-than-life persona, West was a trailblazer in the entertainment industry who deftly straddled the line between sexy and tawdry. We’ll examine her life and impact on popular representations of femininity and sexuality
CW for conversations about fatphobia and weight loss.
All images from this episode can be found on our social media @VanityVeritasPod

Nov 18, 2024
Nov 18, 2024
1hr 10 min
Nearly 50 years after her death, Maria Callas remains one of the most iconic opera singers of all time, not just for her voice, but for her striking image. But who was she underneath that impossibly chic facade? In this episode, we examine opera’s most famous It Girl and attempt to unravel myths, misconceptions, and tiresome tropes about suffering artists, jilted women, and temperamental divas.
CW for conversations about fatphobia and weight loss.
All images from this episode can be found on our social media @VanityVeritasPod

Oct 28, 2024
Oct 28, 2024
1hr 31 min
Before there was heroin chic, there was consumptive chic. How did an objectively horrifying bacterial infection become the height of fashion and a marker of moral superiority, and why does it continue to matter today? In this episode, we discuss the surprising history of TB and its unfortunate, indelible effect on Western beauty standards.
CONTENT WARNING:
This episode contains graphic conversations regarding illness, weight loss, fat phobia, skeletal deformities, body dysmorphia and death.
[31:00-38:00] Death of a parent
All images from this episode can be found on our social media @VanityVeritasPod
Special thanks to our resources for this episode!
Consumptive Chic by Carolyn A. Day
Making Faces by Lisa Eldridge
Makeup A Glamorous History by Lisa Eldridge
Erin Parsons video essays on her Youtube Channel
Abby Cox
Georgian Makeup Tutorial & Queen Victoria Makeup Tutorial by Amber Butchart & Rebecca Butterworth on English Heritage
Fashion Victims: The Dangers of Dress Past and Present by Allison Matthews Davis

Oct 14, 2024
Oct 14, 2024
1hr 12 min
Breasts. Bosoms. Boobies. If you don’t have them, you probably know someone who does. In this episode, we attempt to free the proverbial nipple by examining how cultural attitudes toward ta tas have evolved over the past half-millennium.
CONTENT WARNING:
This episode contains graphic conversations regarding surgery, as well as discussions on body dysmorphia, misogyny, and fat phobia.
All images from this episode can be found on our social media @VanityVeritasPod
